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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Maximum Something" published May 21, 2017 - Jason says: Should you be studying for final exams? Peter says: I'm trying something new. I've come to the realization that I'm one of those people who who works better under pressure. When I study and prepare too much, I get too relaxed. I lose my edge. Remember last year when I bombed that "Hamlet" test? I think it's because I actually read half of the play. I wasn't sufficiently panicked. This year I'm going into finals completely cold. No reading or prep of any sort. Maximum fear. Maximum adrenaline. Maximum performance. Jason says: When does your report card come? I want to be sure to make popcorn. Peter says: To toss like confetti? Andy says: Peter, why aren't you studying?!

Maximum Something

May 21, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Burning Love" published May 14, 2017 - Kids: Oh, darn. We burned the eggplant. Oh, darn. We burned the lima beans. Oh, darn. We burned the pickled tofu. Roger: The kids are having some trouble with your Mother's Day dinner request. Mind if we just order pizza? Kids: Oh, darn. We burned the cookbook.

Burning Love

May 14, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Oh Gee" published May 7, 2017 - Peter says: I once took a jog through a bog in the fog. Past a frog on a log. And a dog and hog. It was quite a slog. I lost a clog. Call me the "O.G. Poet". Andy says: Good gog.

Oh Gee

May 7, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Numble" published April 30, 2017 - Jason says: If that's too easy, I've got an organic chemistry on that's harder. Andy says: Um, this is fine.

Numble

April 30, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Problematic" published April 23, 2017 - Paige says: "Mary Lou has a difficult math assignment with 10 questions she has no idea how to solve." "She asks her little brother for help, but there is a 50-percent chance with each question that he will deliberately give her the wrong answer." "What is the probability of Mary Lou receiving a passing grade of 60 percent or better on the assignment?" Paige says: Finally, a problem I can relate to. Jason says: 100 percent. Next?

Problematic

April 23, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Overly Easy" published April 16, 2017 - Jason says: Try to guess which eggs I decorated! Andy says: Hmmm. Gosh Let me think...

Overly Easy

April 16, 2017

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