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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Try Hard" published November 15, 2015 - Peter: Is that the new Starcraft Expansion? Jason: "Legacy of the Void." Yeah. My plan is to practice night and day and get really, really good at it so I can play professionally and win boatloads of money at tournaments. Peter: I thought you were trying to be a "Rocket League" pro. Jason: That was before I realized I'd never be good enough at that game. Peter: And before that weren't you trying to be a "Dota 2" pro? Jason: That was before I realized I'd never be good enough at that game. Peter: And before that there was a "League of Legends" and "Counter Strike" and "World of Tanks" and what was the first game where you were positively determined to go pro? Oh, yeah, that was the LAST Starcraft Expansion. Jason: Look, if you're trying to say something just say it!

Try Hard

November 15, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Starcraft Gibberish" published March 10, 2013 - Peter: What's with the "Rocky" music? Jason: I'm in training. "Heart of the Swarm" goes on sale this week. Peter: Is that the Starcraft expansion? Jason: Yeah, I really want to hit the ground running on Tuesday when it comes out. I've got the new hotkeys memorized, charts and graphs for every conceivable build order, my apm is somewhere between Swedish and Korean, and for the games where I lose, I've come up with some seriously BM rageout moves. Peter: You do realize you're speaking gibberish? Jason: Hey, can you help me practice this one thing? It's actually super important. Peter: I'm horrible at Starcraft. Jason: That's ok, just read what's on this card over and over. Peter: No, you can't have $40 for a video game. Jason: Mommm, pleeease? Peter: No, you can't have $40 for a video game. Jason: Mommm. pleeease? Peter: No, you can't - Jason: Now start getting angrier.

Starcraft Gibberish

March 10, 2013

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Hell, It’s About Time" published July 25, 2010 - Jason: You made me a dentist appointment for Tuesday?! THIS Tuesday?!? Andy: What's wrong with Tuesday? Jason: That's when Starcraft II comes out! I have it preordered and everything! You can't pull me away from playing SC2 on its first day! At least wait until my fingers start bleeding! Andy: A one hour break won't kill you. Jason: You don't understand! I've been waiting 11 years for this game, mother! 11 WHOLE YEARS!!! Andy: How is that possible? You're only 10 years old. Jason: I started waiting while I was in the womb. Roger: In Jason's defense, some of his baby kicks did feel a little like impatient foot taps. Andy: Hi, I'm calling to change my son's appointment. Please don't ask why...

Hell, It’s About Time

July 25, 2010

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