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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Awesom Grades" published November 13, 2016 - Andy: Peter, your first quarter grades came. Peter: How'd I do? Awesomly? Supurbly? Phenominally? Stupendusly? Andy: Let's start with your English grade... Peter: Egsempluraly?

Awesom Grades

November 13, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Kickin’ It" published October 23, 2016 - Eileen: Will you knock it off?! Jason: Knock what off? Eileen: You keep kicking me under the table! You've been doing it all morning! Jason: Perhaps you'd be interested in this, then. Eileen: What is it? Jason: It's a flier for my new crowdfunding campaign. If I raise enough money, all my annoying foot activity will cease for the remainder of the year. There's a URL at the bottom where you can donate. Eileen: Dude, I'm not giving money to some stupid Kickstarter. I'll just move. Jason: Technically, it's a Kickstopper.

Kickin’ It

October 23, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Mmm! Pasta!" published September 25, 2016 - Peter: Mmm! Pasta! So what sort of noodles are these? Fedelini? Capellini? Vermicelli? Vermicelloni? Are they hollow? Is it bucatini? Lunch lady: It's spaghetti. Peter: Spaghetti? Hunh. Never heard of it. Steve: Dude, you do that every single time. Peter: Eventually someone will laugh.

Mmm! Pasta!

September 25, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Pokemon Woe" published August 28, 2016 - Teacher: If you're here for biology, please take a seat. If you're here because Nintendo accidentally put a pokemon gym in my classroom, can you please do that during lunch?

Pokemon Woe

August 28, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "College Dreams" published May 29, 2016 - Andy: Hey Peter, have you given any thought to what colleges you might want to visit this summer? Peter: Not really. Why? Andy: Your father and I are trying to decide where to take you kids for our family vacation and it'd be nice if we could kill two birds with one stone. Maybe once finals are over you can put together a list of things you're looking for in a school and we can find a few good candidates and go from there. Peter: I can give you a list right now if you want. #1: World class food... #2: Hot babes... #3: Luxurious dorm rooms... #4: No morning classes... #5 A cush, high-paying job waiting for me after graduation... Andy: So basically we should vacation at Disney World, then. Peter: Why Disney World? Andy: Isn't that where Fantasyland is located? Peter: Oh, and #6: Affordable tuition.

College Dreams

May 29, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Show Off and Tell" published May 1, 2016 - Eileen: This is an actual Trilobite fossil! It's approximately 507 millions years old! Marcus: My mother met a mystery writer on an airplane and he signed a book for her. He spelled her name wrong, though. Jason: Behold! A perfect grade on last week's math test! Teacher: I'm going to stop letting you sign up for show-and-tell, Jason. You just keep doing the same thing over and over. Jason: That's not true! I've shown a different test every time!

Show Off and Tell

May 1, 2016