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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "A Song of Mints and Fire" published April 14, 2019 - Andy: Jason, there's no way I'm letting you watch "Game of Thrones" tonight. You're too young. Jason: Good luck trying to stop me. As you can see, I have a dragon now. Your human defenses are no match for his icy blue-flame breath. Just yield and save us all the trouble. Andy: I've smelled Quincy's breath. There's nothing icy about it. Jason: You've been warned. Sibling: Hey, who ate all my altoids?!

A Song of Mints and Fire

April 14, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Mathzzz" published February 24, 2019 - Peter: Whatcha doing? Jason: Teaching Quincy algebra. Peter: Algebra? Isn't that a little advanced for an iguana? Jason: I tried simpler math like addition and subtraction, but he wouldn't stop yawning. I'm taking that as a sign that he needed something more challenging to engage him. "Chapter Seven: Quadratic Equations" ... Peter: Well, he's not yawning. Quincy: Zzzz... Jason: Maybe I should just jump right into calculus...

Mathzzz

March 3, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Not Very Imaginative" published October 28, 2018 - Jason says: I'm gonna take Quincy trick-or-treating with me this year. Paige says: Really? What are you dressing up as? Jason says: I thought we'd go as ourselves. Paige says: That doesn't seem very imaginative. Jason says: If you ask me, SHE'S the unimaginative one.

Not Very Imaginative

October 28, 2018

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Shoulda Seen It" published September 2, 2018 - Jason says: Hey, Quincy, I've got some bad news. School's starting back up. Summer vacation's over. We aren't gonna be able to hang out as much. We'll still have weekends. That's SOMEthing, at least. I'm gonna miss you, buddy. I hope you can handle it. You CAN handle it, right? Andy says: No, you are not bringing your iguana to school in your backpack! Jason says: But he was begging me! You shoulda seen it!

Shoulda Seen It

September 2, 2018

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Quince Quingle" published December 24, 2017 - Jason/Quincy says: Ho! Ho! Ho! Paige says: Jason, go away. Jason/Quincy says: Who's Jason? I'm Quince Quingle, the Christmas Iguana! I sneak into houses on Christmas Even and leave presents for deserving young reptiles like yourself. Paige says: I'm not a reptile. Jason/Quincy says: Oops. My bad. Can I have your gift back, then? Paige says: What gift? Jason/Quincy says: I put a mealworm in your eggnog. Jason says: I probably shouldn't have said that while her mouth was full. Paige screams: MOTHERRR!

Quince Quingle

December 24, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Maximum Something" published May 21, 2017 - Jason says: Should you be studying for final exams? Peter says: I'm trying something new. I've come to the realization that I'm one of those people who who works better under pressure. When I study and prepare too much, I get too relaxed. I lose my edge. Remember last year when I bombed that "Hamlet" test? I think it's because I actually read half of the play. I wasn't sufficiently panicked. This year I'm going into finals completely cold. No reading or prep of any sort. Maximum fear. Maximum adrenaline. Maximum performance. Jason says: When does your report card come? I want to be sure to make popcorn. Peter says: To toss like confetti? Andy says: Peter, why aren't you studying?!

Maximum Something

May 21, 2017

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