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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Drumstuck" published November 18, 2018 - Peter says: Dad says I can have a drumstick on Thanksgiving. Andy says: Okay. Paige says: Dad says I can have a drumstick on Thanksgiving. Andy says: Fine by me. Jason says: Dad says I can have a drumstick on Thanksgiving. Andy says: Um... Roger, I told you, I'm not buying two turkeys! Roger says: I'll eat any leftovers! I promise!

Drumstuck

November 18, 2018

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Tuesday" published November 4, 2018 - Andy says: Is it Tuesday yet? Paige says: No, it's Sunday. Andy says: Is it Tuesday yet? Paige says: Uh, no, it's still Sunday. Andy says: Is it Tuesday yet? Paige says: I just told you, it's Sunday! S-U-N-D-A-Y! Andy says: Is it Tuesday yet? Paige says: It won't be Tuesday for two more days! Stop asking me! Andy says: Peter, is it Tuesday yet? Paige says: Mom's a little eager to vote this election. Peter says: Ya think?

Tuesday

November 4, 2018

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Not Very Imaginative" published October 28, 2018 - Jason says: I'm gonna take Quincy trick-or-treating with me this year. Paige says: Really? What are you dressing up as? Jason says: I thought we'd go as ourselves. Paige says: That doesn't seem very imaginative. Jason says: If you ask me, SHE'S the unimaginative one.

Not Very Imaginative

October 28, 2018

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Slow Phone" published September 30, 2018 - Paige says: I think I need a new phone. Andy says: What's wrong with that one? Paige says: It's as slow as molasses. Andy says: Have you tried closing all the apps? Paige says: Duh. Andy says: And doing a hard restart? Paige says: I tried that also. Andy says: Well, it shouldn't be running slowly... it's not that old. Paige says: All I know is that in the time it takes for me to get a single text message from a boy, Nicole's phone has gotten like 20! Is it a memory thing? Maybe I have too many photos on here. [Paige deletes several photos] Andy says: Paige ... Stop.

Slow Phone

September 30, 2018

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "He Bobs! He Weaves!" published September 9, 2018 - Peter says: Peter Fox cuts to his left! He cuts to his right! He zig-zags across midfield! He bobs! He weaves! He jukes! He spins! No one has ever seen moves like these! He crosses the 50! The 40! The 30! He... could... go... all... the... way... to where the team is waiting for him to deliver their water! Peter says: Coach says I can start suiting up in pads and a helmet. Paige says: You're the team manager. Is that normal?

He Bobs! He Weaves!

September 9, 2018

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Stab Me" published August 26, 2018 - Paige says: STAB ME! STAB ME! AAAAA! Andy says: What's wrong? Paige says: Look at my class schedule for the fall semester! Social Studies, Theater, Art, Biology, Math, English ... So? Paige says: So?!? Look at the first letter of each class! Andy says: S... T... A... B... M... E... Paige says: It's like an evil message from the school telling me to brace for pain! WAAAA! Stab me! Stab me! Andy says: You're 14, Paige. Feel free to mature any time now. Peter says: Woohoo! ME PASS! ME PASS!

Stab Me

August 26, 2018