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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "UFO Math" published February 25, 2018 - Jason says: Area 51! Get it? Get it? Paige says: If I lie and say yes, will you go away.

UFO Math

February 25, 2018

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Jane Need Help" published February 18, 2018 - Morton says: Jane need help? Jane need help? Jane need help? NO! And stop calling me Jane! Mortan: Tarzan sorry. Gym teacher says: Morton, put your shirt back on!

Jane Need Help?

February 18, 2018

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Miserable Code" published February 4, 2018 - Jason says: You look miserable. Paige says: I hab a code. Jason says: A code? I LOVE codes! Marcus and I have 15 different ones memorized that we rotate on a semi-random pattern depending on the third, fifth and ninth letters in the title of the most recent "Rick and Morty" episode when translated into Klingon. So what kind is yours? A substitution cipher? A transposition cipher? Public key? Private key? Wait, don't' tell me! I want to try to crack it! By the way, no you look MORE miserable. Paige says: Mudddherrr!...

Miserable Code

February 4, 2018

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Quince Quingle" published December 24, 2017 - Jason/Quincy says: Ho! Ho! Ho! Paige says: Jason, go away. Jason/Quincy says: Who's Jason? I'm Quince Quingle, the Christmas Iguana! I sneak into houses on Christmas Even and leave presents for deserving young reptiles like yourself. Paige says: I'm not a reptile. Jason/Quincy says: Oops. My bad. Can I have your gift back, then? Paige says: What gift? Jason/Quincy says: I put a mealworm in your eggnog. Jason says: I probably shouldn't have said that while her mouth was full. Paige screams: MOTHERRR!

Quince Quingle

December 24, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "#YOYO" published December 3, 2017 - Paige says: I picked up a new Twitter follower! Oh, shoot. They just unfollowed me. Oh, wait! They're following me again! Rats. They're gone. Yay! They're back! Darn it. Never mind. Jason says: My yo-yo broke. This seemed like the next best thing.

#YOYO

December 3, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Impossible" published November 26, 2017 - Paige says: We're out of whipped cream. Andy says: That's impossible! I just bought a 3-pack of it yesterday! Paige says: Have you noticed that mom missuses the word "impossible" a lot?

Impossible

November 25, 2017