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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "The Right Medium" published June 10, 2018 - [Paige licks ice cream cone] Paige says: It's a torch! It's a flower! I think the trick with art is finding the right medium. Peter says: I'm pretending I don't know you, Paige.

The Right Medium

June 10, 2018

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "What’s Done Is Done" published May 27, 2018 - Paige says: WAAA! I can't wash off the taint of that stupidly impossible Shakespeare final! Andy says: A regular Lady Macbeth. Paige says: Who?

What’s Done Is Done

May 27, 2018

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "How Much?" published April 22, 2018 - Paige says: I need to use the computer. I have homework to do. Jason says: How much? Paige says: A lot. I have to write a paper for English and a lab report for Biology. Jason says: How much? Paige says: Three pages each. Jason says: How much? Paige says: I just told you. Three pages each. Six total. Jason says: How much? Paige says: Two dollars? Jason says: And the computer is yours!

How Much?

April 22, 2018

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Easter Omelettes" published April 1, 2018 - Peter says: You made us omelettes? Peter says: I made you Easter omelettes! The kids ask: What are Easter omelettes? Peter says: They're omelettes filled with jelly beans, peanut butter eggs, and marshmallow rabbits! Jason says: Woohoo! Peter says: Yesss! Paige says: That sounds AMAZING! Roger says: Um... The kids ask: Wait, you were just kidding?!? WAAAA! Andy says: I told you that April Fools' joke would backfire. Peter says: I give up.

Easter Omelettes

April 1, 2018

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Like A Dream" published March 18, 2018 - Paige says: I cleaned my room! And won the lottery! And Taylor Swift is my new BFF! It's like a dream! Taylor Swift says: It's obviously a dream. Paige says: How do you know? Taylor Swift says: There's no way you really cleaned your room. Paige says: Zzzz... Good point...

Like A Dream

March 18, 2018

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Beeps and Bleeps" published March 11, 2018 - Beep! Beep! Boop! Boop! Boop! Beep! Beep! Boop! Beep! Boop! Boop! Beep! Boop! Boop! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Censored word!!! Paid says: Is today daylight saving time? Peter says: Gosh, what ever gave you that idea? Roger says: Either of you kids now how to change the microwave's clock?

Beeps and Bleeps

March 11, 2018