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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Goofy Eyes" published May 26, 2019 - Jason: Ha ha wanna see the funniest thing ever? Andy: What's that? Jason: Ok, so back on school picture day, they had to take my picture twice because in the first one I was deliberately doing goofy things with my eyes. Well, guess which version ended up in the yearbook! Andy: I'd literally have to guess. Jason: Hey Peter and Paige! Come check this out!

Goofy Eyes

May 26, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Mudder's Day" published May 12, 2019 - Jason's card: Question: What's better than Mudder's Day... Mugger's Day... Mutterer's Day... And even Muppeter's Day...? Answer: Why, it's (drumroll) Jason's Weekly Allowance Day!!! Jason: Also, Mother's Day. Andy: Nice save.

Mudder’s Day

May 12, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Infinity Beans" published April 21, 2019 - Jason: First, a purple jeallybean... then a blue jellybean... then a red jellybean... an orange jellybean... a green jellybean... and, finally, a yellow jelly bean. Behold! The Easter Infinity Gauntlet! Paige: Don't you even think about making my candy disappear.

Infinity Beans

April 21, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "A Song of Mints and Fire" published April 14, 2019 - Andy: Jason, there's no way I'm letting you watch "Game of Thrones" tonight. You're too young. Jason: Good luck trying to stop me. As you can see, I have a dragon now. Your human defenses are no match for his icy blue-flame breath. Just yield and save us all the trouble. Andy: I've smelled Quincy's breath. There's nothing icy about it. Jason: You've been warned. Sibling: Hey, who ate all my altoids?!

A Song of Mints and Fire

April 14, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Brother Dearest" published April 7, 2019 - Paige: Peter, my dearest brother... Sweetest brother... Most wonderful and kind brother... The brother I adore and cherish with every fiber of my being... Peter: I'm not driving you anywhere, Paige. Give it up. Paige: Worst brother... Jason: Hey, that's my title!

Brother Dearest

April 7, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Lunch Encounters" published March 31, 2019 - Eileen says: Lunch encounters of the nerd kind. Jason: Who invited you to the cool kids' table? Marcus: Now fly it into my mouth.

Lunch Encounters

March 31, 2019