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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Not So Frosty" published December 9, 2018 - [Jason and Roger watching Frosty the Snowman holiday special on TV] Frosty says: OH NO! Karen says: What's wrong? Frosty says: I'm melting! Karen says: Hurry! We have to get to the North Pole! Frosty says: But Karen ... We're AT the North Pole. Karen says: Oh. Roger says: Holiday specials seem a lot darker than I remember. TV says: "Frosty's Climate-Change Christmas" will return after these messages...

Not So Frosty

December 9, 2018

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Fightin' Words" published December 2, 2018 - [Paige playing Words With Friends on her phone against Nicole] Words With Friends says: You play "or" for 2 point. Nicole plays "vortex" for 34 points. You play "art" for 3 points. Nicole plays "quartz" for 90 points. You play "ham" for 8 points. Jason says: Is that Words With Friends? Paige says: More like Words With A Soon-To-Be-Ex-Friend. Words With Friends says: Nicole plays "jackhammer" for 431 points.

Fightin’ Words

December 2, 2018

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Rakish" published November 25, 2018 - Peter says: His hat tipped in a rakish fashion... An eyebrow raised in a rakish manner... A rakish smile on his face... Jason says: You know, if you stopped trying to be funny with your S.A.T. words, we'd be done by now. Peter says: He scoffs at his fatuous sibling and lets loose a rakish chortle...

Rakish

November 25, 2018

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Drumstuck" published November 18, 2018 - Peter says: Dad says I can have a drumstick on Thanksgiving. Andy says: Okay. Paige says: Dad says I can have a drumstick on Thanksgiving. Andy says: Fine by me. Jason says: Dad says I can have a drumstick on Thanksgiving. Andy says: Um... Roger, I told you, I'm not buying two turkeys! Roger says: I'll eat any leftovers! I promise!

Drumstuck

November 18, 2018

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Dungeon Crawler" published November 11, 2018 - Jason says: I think I may actually be teamed up with the worst Warquest players in the history of the game. Jason says: The healer isn't healing... The tank keeps getting lost and dying... And my Shaman is doing the most damage of anyone. My SHAMAN! We could literally be stuck on this first boss fight for the entire rest of the day. Peter says: Why don't you just quit? Jason says: Are you kidding? This is great! Andy says: Jason, don't forget I asked you to clean up your room today! Peter says: Ah. Jason says: You said I could finish this Dungeon first, mom!

Dungeon Crawler

November 11, 2018

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Not Very Imaginative" published October 28, 2018 - Jason says: I'm gonna take Quincy trick-or-treating with me this year. Paige says: Really? What are you dressing up as? Jason says: I thought we'd go as ourselves. Paige says: That doesn't seem very imaginative. Jason says: If you ask me, SHE'S the unimaginative one.

Not Very Imaginative

October 28, 2018