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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Not Very Imaginative" published October 28, 2018 - Jason says: I'm gonna take Quincy trick-or-treating with me this year. Paige says: Really? What are you dressing up as? Jason says: I thought we'd go as ourselves. Paige says: That doesn't seem very imaginative. Jason says: If you ask me, SHE'S the unimaginative one.

Not Very Imaginative

October 28, 2018

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Scary Pumpkin" published October 21, 2018 - Andy says: AAA! Get it away from me! AAAAA! Jason says: You were right. Mom DID think this was scary. Peter says: Told ya.

Scary Pumpkin

October 21, 2018

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "TIE Food" published October 14, 2018 - [Andy prepares breakfast for Jason] Andy says: This will be the last time I ask how you want your eggs by the way. Jason says: Now hum the Imperial March while you hand the plate to me.

TIE Food

October 14, 2018

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Jacks" published September 23, 2018 - Jason says: Sparrow! Marcus says: Nicholson! Jason says: Frost! Marcus says: Kirby! Jason says: Of-All-Trades! Marcus says: Um... Jason says: Ha! I win! Marcus says: Rematch? Eileen says: That's now how you play Jacks, you dweebs. Jason says: No, it's not how YOU play Jacks. Marcus says: Sonpollock!

Jacks

September 23, 2018

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "A Mere Quadrillion" published September 16, 2018 - Jason says: Marcus and I are selling stock certificates for our new company. Wanna buy one? Roger says: What new company? Jason says: J&M Enterprises Ltd Inc. We came up with the idea a couple hours ago. With Apple taking the crown as the world's first trillion-dollar company, we've decided to create the world's first quadrillion-dollar company! And when that happens, believe me, you'll be glad you picked up one of these sweet babies for a dollar! Roger says: So what exactly will your company do? What's your business plan? Jason says: HELLOOO?? Roger says: Your business plan is to sell stock certificates? Jason says: A mere quadrillion and we're there! Marcus says: The printer's out of ink again.

A Mere Quadrillion

September 16, 2018

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Shoulda Seen It" published September 2, 2018 - Jason says: Hey, Quincy, I've got some bad news. School's starting back up. Summer vacation's over. We aren't gonna be able to hang out as much. We'll still have weekends. That's SOMEthing, at least. I'm gonna miss you, buddy. I hope you can handle it. You CAN handle it, right? Andy says: No, you are not bringing your iguana to school in your backpack! Jason says: But he was begging me! You shoulda seen it!

Shoulda Seen It

September 2, 2018