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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Lunch Encounters" published March 31, 2019 - Eileen says: Lunch encounters of the nerd kind. Jason: Who invited you to the cool kids' table? Marcus: Now fly it into my mouth.

Lunch Encounters

March 31, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Jacks" published September 23, 2018 - Jason says: Sparrow! Marcus says: Nicholson! Jason says: Frost! Marcus says: Kirby! Jason says: Of-All-Trades! Marcus says: Um... Jason says: Ha! I win! Marcus says: Rematch? Eileen says: That's now how you play Jacks, you dweebs. Jason says: No, it's not how YOU play Jacks. Marcus says: Sonpollock!

Jacks

September 23, 2018

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Math Hipsters" published September 24, 2017 - Jason says: You're using a calculator? Pshaw! Eileen says: What's wrong with using a calculator? Jason says: Nothing, if you're lame. Calculators just spit out answers! There's no craft! No art! No journey to savor! Plus they're digital, so they can only approximate some values. As a result, I bet there are people out there who actually believe Pi equals 3.14159265. That's why for my problem-solving money, nothing beats a slide rule. Eileen says: Math hipsters are so annoying. Jason says: Just look at these analog square roots! Marcus says: You're using a slide rule? Pshaw!

Math Hipsters

September 24, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Super Rope Bros" published November 27, 2016 - A button! A button! A button! A button! A button! A button! Eileen: You know, my mom never believes my stories about recess. Jason: Because they're so awesome? Marcus: A button!

Super Rope Bros

November 27, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Kickin’ It" published October 23, 2016 - Eileen: Will you knock it off?! Jason: Knock what off? Eileen: You keep kicking me under the table! You've been doing it all morning! Jason: Perhaps you'd be interested in this, then. Eileen: What is it? Jason: It's a flier for my new crowdfunding campaign. If I raise enough money, all my annoying foot activity will cease for the remainder of the year. There's a URL at the bottom where you can donate. Eileen: Dude, I'm not giving money to some stupid Kickstarter. I'll just move. Jason: Technically, it's a Kickstopper.

Kickin’ It

October 23, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Show Off and Tell" published May 1, 2016 - Eileen: This is an actual Trilobite fossil! It's approximately 507 millions years old! Marcus: My mother met a mystery writer on an airplane and he signed a book for her. He spelled her name wrong, though. Jason: Behold! A perfect grade on last week's math test! Teacher: I'm going to stop letting you sign up for show-and-tell, Jason. You just keep doing the same thing over and over. Jason: That's not true! I've shown a different test every time!

Show Off and Tell

May 1, 2016