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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Moby Dad" published July 7, 2019 - Jason: Be sure to use sunscreen with a high SPF, dad! Roger: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Andy: Don't be grouchy. I think it's nice that Jason cares. Jason: Can't have me white whale turning' beet red! Roger: "Nice" isn't the word I'd use. Andy: For him, it's close enough.

Moby Dad

July 7, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Dog Day of Summer" published June 30, 2019 - Jason: Can you take me grocery shopping sometime this week? Andy: What for? Jason: I need to get hot dogs and buns for the Fourth of July hot dog eating contest I'm organizing. Unlike the one at Coney Island, mine won't have a time limit. It'll be eat all the hot dogs you can until you collapse. Last eater standing, sitting or breathing wins! Andy: Jason, this sounds like a really, really bad idea. Jason: Dad and Peter think it's a great idea. Andy: Yes, that's exactly why. Jason: Also, do we have a larger pot? Dad says we'll need a larger pot.

Dog Day of Summer

June 30, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Playing Outside" published June 23, 2019 - Jason: Mom, are you crazy?! There's grass.. there's hills... there's trees... there's bushes... ooo, there's a zombie rabbit... Got 'im. Anyway, if this isn't "playing outside," then I don't know what is! Andy: I think that's the problem.

Playing Outside

June 23, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Goofy Eyes" published May 26, 2019 - Jason: Ha ha wanna see the funniest thing ever? Andy: What's that? Jason: Ok, so back on school picture day, they had to take my picture twice because in the first one I was deliberately doing goofy things with my eyes. Well, guess which version ended up in the yearbook! Andy: I'd literally have to guess. Jason: Hey Peter and Paige! Come check this out!

Goofy Eyes

May 26, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Mudder's Day" published May 12, 2019 - Jason's card: Question: What's better than Mudder's Day... Mugger's Day... Mutterer's Day... And even Muppeter's Day...? Answer: Why, it's (drumroll) Jason's Weekly Allowance Day!!! Jason: Also, Mother's Day. Andy: Nice save.

Mudder’s Day

May 12, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "A Song of Mints and Fire" published April 14, 2019 - Andy: Jason, there's no way I'm letting you watch "Game of Thrones" tonight. You're too young. Jason: Good luck trying to stop me. As you can see, I have a dragon now. Your human defenses are no match for his icy blue-flame breath. Just yield and save us all the trouble. Andy: I've smelled Quincy's breath. There's nothing icy about it. Jason: You've been warned. Sibling: Hey, who ate all my altoids?!

A Song of Mints and Fire

April 14, 2019

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