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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Experi-mental" published July 31, 2016 - Paige: You're eating chili?! It's like 100 degrees out! Peter: That's why I'm doing it. Supposedly eating hot or spicy foods causes your body to perspire, which cools you off. Chili is hot and spicy! Paige: Sounds pretty iffy to me. Peter: Hey, it's worth experimenting, right? Paige: I mean, if all it takes to stay cool is to sweat more, why not run laps around the yard? Or give a big speech? Or, heck, stop wearing antiperspirant? Paige: Dude, don't tell me... Peter: Like I said, I'm just experimenting!

Experi-mental

July 31, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Summer Is Here" published July 24, 2016 - Jason: Uh oh... Excuse me, red priestess? I have additional need of your magic! Andy: My hair isn't red, I'm not a priestess, and it's called blueberry syrup. Jason: Jon Snow Cone lives again!

Summer Is Here

July 24, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Dental Crygene" published July 17, 2016 - Jason: I have a dentist appointment today?! Andy: Yup. Sorry. Jason: Why do I have to go to the dentist?! I just went like six months ago! My teeth are fine! See?! Mom, please don't make me go! I hate going to the dentist! Andy: I swear, you're getting to be almost as bad as your sister. Jason: Paige is worse? Andy: About going to the dentist? Oh yeah. Jason: PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME GO! PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEASE! Andy: It's not a competition, Jason!

Dental Crygene

July 17, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "First One’s Free" published July 10, 2016 - Employee: Welcome to McMeal's. Would you like a free french fry? Roger: Free? Really? Employee: Yup, it's part of our new marketing strategy. Go ahead, try one. Roger: Thanks! Mind if I take another? It's hard to eat just one french fry. Employee: Sorry. I can only give you one for free. Roger: Fine. I need to salads and I'll add a small order of fries. Employee: Actually, we no longer sell small orders of fries. Only super mega jumbo ones. Roger: Keep in mind, the first fry was free. Andy: How much did those cost, Roger?

First One’s Free

July 10, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Competitive Eating" published July 3, 2016 - Andy: Have you seen Peter and Jason? Paige: They're out back having a hot dog eating contest. Andy: Really? That doesn't sound very fair. Peter can out-eat a hippo. Paige: It's not a contest to see who can eat the most. Andy: What sort of contest is it, then? Peter: First one to barf loses. Jason: And you have to swallow an entire bite. Roger: Guy, c'mon! They aren't that burnt!

Competitive Eating

July 3, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Exhausteen" published June 26, 2016 - Paige: See, daddy? Shopping with me wasn't nearly as hard as you expected!

Exhausteen

June 26, 2016

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