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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Happy Fat" published June 16, 2019 - [Paige makes Roger pancakes for Father's Day] Paige: They were supposed to spell out "Happy Father's Day," but I ran out of batter. Roger: Well, if I can eat all these, it'll be an appropriate message either way.

Happy Fat

June 16, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Smart-Ass Phone" published June 9, 2019 - Phone: Why are you running? Paige: Because it's pouring rain! Phone: It is? Paige: Duh! Phone: Sorry, I hadn't noticed. Paige: How could you not notice?! Paige: Oh, well. What's a little moisture, right? Paige: Waterproof phones are getting cocky, have you noticed? Phone: Do you need to seal yourself in a bag of rice for a few days? I'll wat.

Smart-Ass Phone

June 9, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Morton's Lottery" published April 28, 2019 - Morton: Want to enter my raffle? Paige: How's it work? Morton: For one dollar, you write your name and phone number on a slip of paper and put it in this tub. At the end of the week, I'll select the lucky winner and give her a call. Paige: What's the winner get? Morton: I just told you. A phone call from me. Whaddya say? Paige: I'm not paying a dollar for that! Morton: You misunderstand! I'd pay you a dollar! Come back!

No Aimless Loafing

June 2, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Goofy Eyes" published May 26, 2019 - Jason: Ha ha wanna see the funniest thing ever? Andy: What's that? Jason: Ok, so back on school picture day, they had to take my picture twice because in the first one I was deliberately doing goofy things with my eyes. Well, guess which version ended up in the yearbook! Andy: I'd literally have to guess. Jason: Hey Peter and Paige! Come check this out!

Goofy Eyes

May 26, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Study Aids" published May 19, 2019 - Peter: So a pizza sliced into fourths has... Paige: 90 degrees per slice. Peter: Correct! And a pizza sliced into sixths has... Paige: 60 degrees per slice. Peter: Good! And a pizza sliced into eights has... Paige: 45 degrees per slice. Peter: Yep! I'd say you're ready for your geometry final, Paige! Paige: Woohoo! Peter: Now help me clean up these boxes. Paige: I still don't understand why teaching me this required actual pizzas.

Study Aids

May 19, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Mudder's Day" published May 12, 2019 - Jason's card: Question: What's better than Mudder's Day... Mugger's Day... Mutterer's Day... And even Muppeter's Day...? Answer: Why, it's (drumroll) Jason's Weekly Allowance Day!!! Jason: Also, Mother's Day. Andy: Nice save.

Mudder’s Day

May 12, 2019

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