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Thanksgiving Comics - FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Culinary Art" published November 22, 2015 - Carved Wood. Carved Stone. Carved Ice. Carved Turkey. Jason: I'm not saying the way everyone does it is bad, just artistically lazy. Roger: Son, even I could whittle the meat into some interesting shape...

Culinary Art

November 22, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Try Hard" published November 15, 2015 - Peter: Is that the new Starcraft Expansion? Jason: "Legacy of the Void." Yeah. My plan is to practice night and day and get really, really good at it so I can play professionally and win boatloads of money at tournaments. Peter: I thought you were trying to be a "Rocket League" pro. Jason: That was before I realized I'd never be good enough at that game. Peter: And before that weren't you trying to be a "Dota 2" pro? Jason: That was before I realized I'd never be good enough at that game. Peter: And before that there was a "League of Legends" and "Counter Strike" and "World of Tanks" and what was the first game where you were positively determined to go pro? Oh, yeah, that was the LAST Starcraft Expansion. Jason: Look, if you're trying to say something just say it!

Try Hard

November 15, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Pain In the Math" published November 8, 2015 - Paige: Morton, I hate asking you for help, but my math homework is due next period and I can't get problem 14. Morton: "A school is having a homecoming dance in five days" ... "neither Paige nor Morton have dates yet" ... "If the two of them went together, would their happiness curvers soar to infinity linearly or exponentially?" Paige: That's not what it says. Morton: Oops. Sorry. My glasses are a little smudged. Paige: Have I mentioned WHY I hate asking you for help? Morton: "A school is having a winter formal in two months" ...

Pain In the Math

November 8, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Fall Classic" published November 1, 2015 - Jason: Ha! Found it! Marcus: Too late. I'm pretty sure I rounded all the bases. Jason: If you ask me, the World Series would be a truer Fall Classic if they trucked in leaves. Marcus: That's what, my fourth home run bunt in a row?

Fall Classic

November 1, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Uncandy X-Men" published October 25, 2015 - Jason: Trick or treat! Neighbor: Who are you, again? Jason: Magsweeto. Andy: Come up with any good costume ideas? Jason: Possibly. Do you know anyone with a cordless dual-hose-industrial-strength vacuum I could borrow?

Uncandy X-Men

October 25, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Compromising Situation" published October 18, 2015 - Peter: Hut! Hut! Hike! Jason: Ha! My king is still on the board! I win! Peter: Help me pick up the pieces. I demand a rematch. Jason: Peter wanted to play football and I wanted to play chess, so we're compromising like you're always telling us to do. Andy: Can you at least compromise outside, please?!!

Compromising Situation

October 18, 2015

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