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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Pizza Math" published September 11, 2016 - A round cheese pizza is sliced into eighths. A round pepperoni pizza is sliced into fifths. And a round mushroom pizza is sliced into sevenths. How many degrees will the interior angles of each slice be? Peter: I'm pretty sure "depends on the oven temperature" isn't the right answer. Paige: Your friend Steve works at a pizza place. Can you call him?

Pizza Math

September 11, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Emushies" published September 4, 2016 - Paige: Is there a way to make emojis look different on other people's phones? Jason: What do you mean? Paige: There's this boy at school I like, but I'm worried that if I send him a text message full of kissy-face and heart emojis, it'll scare him off. It'd be great if there were some way to have all my hearts and kissy faces change into something tamer, like plain smileys, when they get to his phone. Jason: If you want him to see plain smileys, why not just text him plain smileys? Paige: Because he's cute and I want to text him hearts and kissy faces! Duh! Jason: Be honest. When hormones hit, my brain's gonna turn to mush, isn't it? Roger: I wish I had good news for you, son...

Emushies

September 4, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Pokemon Woe" published August 28, 2016 - Teacher: If you're here for biology, please take a seat. If you're here because Nintendo accidentally put a pokemon gym in my classroom, can you please do that during lunch?

Pokémon Woe

August 28, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Back-To-School Haircut" published August 21, 2016 - Hairdresser: So what are we doing today? Jason: My mom says I need a back-to-school haircut. Hairdresser: So basically a trim? Jason: Is that what a back-to-school is? Hairdresser: Usually. Jason: Dang, I was hoping it meant something more interesting. Like maybe you'd give me dual mohawks to form a big roman numeral "V" since I'll be in fifth grade, or you'd shave some sort of message onto the back of my head like "I heart homework." Or, I dunno, you might even do both! Hairdresser: Is that your mom sitting over there? Jason: The lady glaring at me right now with no discernable sense of humor? Yeah. Hairdresser: Let's go with a trim. Jason: Maybe you could just say your scissors slipped?

Back-To-School Haircut

August 21, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Stretching the Truth" published August 14, 2016 - Peter: Mom and dad sure like taking long walks at sunset. Paige: ...And staring at their shadows. Andy & Roger: I look so tall! I look so thin!

Stretching the Truth

August 14, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Shore Thing" published August 7, 2016 - Jason: Ha! The water's retreating! My sand ocean wins! Paige: It's called the tide. You dweeb.

Shore Thing

August 7, 2016

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