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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Locker Hurt" published August 25, 2019 - Paige: 24-13-32... 24-13-32... 24-13-32... 24-13-32... 24-13-32... 24-13-32... 24-13-32... 24-13-32... I did it! I made it to the second day of school without forgetting my locker combination! Peter: Yes, but do you remember which lover is YOURS? Paige: Hey, this is still better than last year.

Locker Hurt

August 25, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Dog Day of Summer" published June 30, 2019 - Jason: Can you take me grocery shopping sometime this week? Andy: What for? Jason: I need to get hot dogs and buns for the Fourth of July hot dog eating contest I'm organizing. Unlike the one at Coney Island, mine won't have a time limit. It'll be eat all the hot dogs you can until you collapse. Last eater standing, sitting or breathing wins! Andy: Jason, this sounds like a really, really bad idea. Jason: Dad and Peter think it's a great idea. Andy: Yes, that's exactly why. Jason: Also, do we have a larger pot? Dad says we'll need a larger pot.

Pack to School

August 18, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Mostmallows" published August 11, 2019 - Paige: Amateurs.

Mostmallows

August 11, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Wish Fulfillment" published August 4, 2019 - Paige: Star light, star bright, first star I see tonight... I wish I may, I wish I might, have the wish I wish tonight. Jason: That's not a star. That's Jupiter. Paige: Star light, start bright, first start I see tonight... Jason: That's Saturn. Paige: Star light, star bright, first star I see tonight... Jason: That's an airplane. Paige: Star light, star bright... oh, wait, that's the moon. Jason: This is too painful. I'm going inside. Paige: Well, whaddya know? I got my wish anyway!

Wish Fulfillment

August 4, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Other Options" published July 28, 2019 - Roger: Who wants their burgers rare? Who wants their burgers well-done? Jason: Shouldn't there be other options? Roger: Who wants takeout pizza?

Other Options

July 28, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Green Thumb" published July 21, 2019 - So can I count on you to water my vegetable garden while I'm away next week? Jason: You haven't told me how much you'll pay. Andy: Um, I was thinking you'd do it for free. Jason: Mother, mother, mother... You're growing kale. You're growing squash. You're growing eggplant. Andy: So? Jason: Let's just say other people have offered me money to NOT water your garden. Andy: Fine, whatever Peter and Paige are offering, I'll pay you a penny more. Jason: Who says it's just Peter and Paige? Roger: Son, we had an NDA! Andy: Roger! Jason: I never mentioned you by name, dad!

Green Thumb

July 21, 2019

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