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FoxTrot comics by Bill Amend. Updated every Sunday.

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "No Chance" published November 13, 2011 - Roger: Backgammon? You know I don't like to play backgammon. Andy: What's wrong with backgammon? Roger: There's too much luck involved. I prefer games that showcase my brain power and skill without random chance affecting the outcome. You know, like chess. Andy: Fine. Let's play chess. Checkmate! That's what? Four games in a row? Roger: On second thought, let's play backgammon.

No Chance

November 13, 2011

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Remembrance" published November 4, 2011 - Computer: (Beep) Welcome to iFruit. Hug me. Andy: You can't turn back the clock, Jason. Jason: I know. Just let me pretend.

Remembrance

November 6, 2011

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Punkin Heads" published October 30, 2011 - Marcus: What do you think of our costumes? Jason: Be honest. Paige: What are you supposed to be? Marcus: Isn't it obvious? Jason: We're a couple of country pumpkins. Paige: The word is "bumpkins," and shouldn't you have southern accents, then? Jason: Well, we certainly botched THAT up. Marcus: Speak for yourself. My Lithuania came out great.

Punkin Heads

October 30, 2011

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Shining Moment" published October 23, 2011 - Jason: I thought of a great way to decorate our yard for halloween. You could rake all the leaves into a giant maze like the one in "The Shining." Then, when trick-or-treaters come, you could pop out with an axe and yell, "heeeere's Johnny!" Please will you do it? It'd be totally, wickedly, unbelievably awesome! Roger: If you'll help me make the maze, I will. Jason: Meh. It wouldn't be THAT awesome.

Shining Moment

October 23, 2011

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Organic Cuisine" published October 16, 2011 - Jason: What's for dinner? Andy: I haven't decided yet. Jason: Any chance you could make that pasta casserole we had a few weeks ago? You know, the one with the eggplant chunks and goopy blobs of tomatoes? Andy: I didn't think you liked it. Jason: "The Walking Dead" season two starts tonight. That casserole looked just like human entrails. It'd be perfect. Maybe add some pearl onions, too. You know, for eyes. Peter: We're having pizza for dinner?! Score! Andy: You can thank your brother.

Organic Cuisine

October 16, 2011

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Litter Bugged" published October 9, 2011 - Peter: Ogrynski! Did I just see you drop that paper cup on the ground?! I'm getting a little sick and tired of picking up after you oafs every game! I'm the team manager, not the team janitor! There's a trash can 15 feet away! Go throw this cup in there! Now! I meant take the cup from my hand first...

Litter Bugged

October 9, 2011

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