From The Archives: Summer Comics

Posted June 21, 2019 by Bill Amend

A FoxTrot mini collection featuring summer comics from years past…

FoxTrot by Bill Amend July 8, 2001 - Summer Comics - Roger: I don't want to make you jealous, hon, but every woman here is staring at me. Andy: Every woman but one.

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FoxTrot by Bill Amend June 4, 2004 - Summer Comics - Jason: Doesn't that boy over there go to your school? Paige: Yes. And if you say anything to embarrass me, you're dead. Jason: BOY, PAIGE, THAT BATHING SUIT SURE DOES A GOOD JOB OF HIDING YOUR CHEST HAIR! What?? I didn't say it. I shouted it. Next birthday I'm buying you a dictionary.

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FoxTrot by Bill Amend June 27, 2004 - Summer Comics - Marcus: Think people will suspect we're in cahoots? Jason: Maybe I should move down the street some.

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FoxTrot by Bill Amend August 12, 2004 - Summer Comics - Peter: Sunscreen? Paige: Thanks. Peter: Why aren't you putting it on? Paige: I'm waiting for one of those cute boys over there to offer to rub it on me. They'll notice me eventually. Peter: Sunburn lotion? Paige: Thanks.

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FoxTrot by Bill Amend June 7, 2015 - Summer Comics - Jason: 135 degrees? Marcus: Negative 1. Jason: 60 degrees? Marcus: Square root of 3. Jason: 90 degrees? Marcus: Undefined. Peter: So what are you nerds up to? Jason: Just working on our tans. Marcus: Wanna switch thing around and try some arctans?

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FoxTrot by Bill Amend August 20, 2006 - Summer Comics - Roger: Is there a reason why our son is outside on the hottest day this summer? Andy: I've learned it's best not to ask.

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FoxTrot by Bill Amend July 7, 2001 - Summer Comics - Jason: I sometimes wish Newton had stopped at two laws.

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FoxTrot by Bill Amend June 24, 2007 - Summer Comics - Paige: One second, Peter. Ok, you can take your shirt off now. Peter: Fine, so I'm not exactly mister bronze-skin... Kid at pool: Eek! Mommy! A ghost!

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FoxTrot by Bill Amend July 11, 2001 - Summer Comics - Jason: Mom, sheesh! Enough with the historical re-enactments! Will you just let me play my video games? Andy: Now, this thing is called a ball...

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FoxTrot by Bill Amend August 16, 1998 - Summer Comics - Marcus: Oops. My ball hit yours. Now what? Jason: Let's go ask my brother. Peter, you've played croquet, right? Marcus: What happens if your ball hits your opponent's? Peter: That's the best part of the game. You get to launch the other guy's ball into oblivion and take another turn. Marcus: I suppose we could've gotten him to clarify, but this'll be more fun. Jason: If you ask me, most sports would benefit from an infusion of rocketry.

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FoxTrot by Bill Amend July 11, 2004 - Summer Comics - Jason: Hi. Can I have a Frozen Frodo? Ice Cream Truck Driver: Sorry. I'm sold out of those. Jason: How 'bout a Rainbow Popalicious, then? Ice Cream Truck Driver: I'm out of those, too. Jason: An Arctic Pie? Ice Cream Truck Driver: Out. Jason A Berry Blizzard? Ice Cream Truck Driver: Out. Jason: A Choco Khan? Ice Cream Truck Driver: Sorry. Jason: Do you have anything? Ice Cream Truck Driver: Let's see... Paige: Nice ice cube. Jason: Next time let me order first, ok?!

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FoxTrot by Bill Amend August 6, 1999 - Summer Comics - Paige: HEY! Jason: I've named this kite the SPF - 10,000. Marcus: I like how you wrote "ha ha" on the bottom.

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FoxTrot by Bill Amend June 27, 2010 - Summer Comics - Paige: What's with the inflatable chum?

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FoxTrot by Bill Amend May 30, 1999 - Summer Comics - Roger: First the lighter fluid... Then the match... POOF! Paige: Dad's not naturally bald, is he? Andy: Ok, Here's a nice, thick hamburger patty for Jason... Here's a nice, thick hamburger patty for Paige... Two nice, thick hamburger patties for Peter... A nice, thick hamburger patty for you... And, finally, a thin hamburger patty for me. Roger: What's with the bowed head? Andy: I thought a moment of silence was in order.

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FoxTrot by Bill Amend July 31, 2006 - Summer Comics - Andy: Why do you have your arm out the window? Roger: I'm heating up my coffee. Andy: I'm glad this weather is good for something. Roger: Dang. It evaporated.

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