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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Jane Need Help" published February 18, 2018 - Morton says: Jane need help? Jane need help? Jane need help? NO! And stop calling me Jane! Mortan: Tarzan sorry. Gym teacher says: Morton, put your shirt back on!

Jane Need Help?

February 18, 2018

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Freeze Before Serving" published December 17, 2017 - Jason says: I couldn't find any food coloring, so I had to make them all White Walkers. Peter says: "Had to." Right.

Freeze Before Serving

December 17, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "HBO No" published July 16, 2017 - Jason says: Is it okay if I watch "Game of Thrones" tonight? Andy says: We've had this discussion before, Jason. Andy says: "Game of Thrones" is not a show for kids! It's full of graphic violence and cruelty and adult content that your 10-year-old eyes simply aren't ready for! Jason says: My eyes are totally ready! Let me tell you some of the things I've seen on the Internet, just since breakfast... I probably could have argued that beter. Andy says: You can have this back when you're 50.

HBO No

July 16, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Summer Is Here" published July 24, 2016 - Jason: Uh oh... Excuse me, red priestess? I have additional need of your magic! Andy: My hair isn't red, I'm not a priestess, and it's called blueberry syrup. Jason: Jon Snow Cone lives again!

Summer Is Here

July 24, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Tonight’s Watch" published April 24, 2016 - Jason: Mother is coming. Marcus: Let's hope our lego wall holds. Andy: You'd better not be watching "Game of Thrones," Jason.

Tonight’s Watch

April 24, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Netflix and Chili" published January 17, 2016 - Roger: All three kids are spending the night with friends? Andy: Yup. Can you believe it? We have the house to ourselves! Roger: You know what we should do? Netflix and chili! Andy: You're such a goofball. The phrase is "Netflix and Chill," assuming you're suggesting what I think you're suggesting. Roger: Huh? I just meant we should heat up that leftover chili and eat it while watching "House of Cards." What did you think I meant? You never answered my question, by the way. Andy: Just eat your stupid chili, Roger.

Netflix and Chili

January 17, 2016

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