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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Patriotic Appetite" published July 2, 2017 - Jason says: Peter want to know if you can make 1776 burgers for our Fourth of July cookout. Roger says: What's a 1776 burger? Is it like some Martha Stewarty thing with red, white and blue condiments? Or with the cheese cut into the shape of a notable founding father? Or with John Hancock's signature seared into the meat? I'm a little surprised. I wouldn't have pegged your brother as a fancy food sort of person. Jason says: You misunderstand. He wants 1776 individual hamburgers. Roger says: Ah, ok. That's the Peter I know.

Patriotic Appetite

July 2, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "End Game" published June 25, 2017 - Paige says: Can you drive me to the movies? I'm meeting Nicole. Peter says: Can't. I'm in the middle of a match. Paige says: Please. Peter says: Ask mom. Paige says: She's not home. Peter says: Then walk. Paige says: It's supposed to rain. Peter says: So bring an umbrella. Paige says: It's too far. Peter says: Then wait until I'm done. Paige says: How long will that be? Peter says: I dunno. 45 minutes. Paige says: I know what you and your girlfriend were really doing last Friday... Peter says: If you'd just lead with the extortion, you'd save us both a lot of time. Paige says: Good to know. Also, I need money for popcorn.

End Game

June 25, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Cool App" published June 11, 2017 - Paige says: Ok, which one of you jokers set my weather app's location to "Antarctica"?

Cool App

June 11, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Maximum Something" published May 21, 2017 - Jason says: Should you be studying for final exams? Peter says: I'm trying something new. I've come to the realization that I'm one of those people who who works better under pressure. When I study and prepare too much, I get too relaxed. I lose my edge. Remember last year when I bombed that "Hamlet" test? I think it's because I actually read half of the play. I wasn't sufficiently panicked. This year I'm going into finals completely cold. No reading or prep of any sort. Maximum fear. Maximum adrenaline. Maximum performance. Jason says: When does your report card come? I want to be sure to make popcorn. Peter says: To toss like confetti? Andy says: Peter, why aren't you studying?!

Maximum Something

May 21, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Oh Gee" published May 7, 2017 - Peter says: I once took a jog through a bog in the fog. Past a frog on a log. And a dog and hog. It was quite a slog. I lost a clog. Call me the "O.G. Poet". Andy says: Good gog.

Oh Gee

May 7, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Pyramidal" published April 9, 2017 - Peter says: I know this is will sound crazy, but hear me out. What if a Pharaoh started by putting down one stone... then he got five other people to each bring a stone... then each one of them got five people to bring a stone, then each one of them got five people to bring a stone... Pretty soon there'd be like a million stones piled up! Steve says: So what you're saying is the pyramids were built using a pyramid scheme. Peter says: I'm only saying it's possible.

Pyramidal

April 9, 2017

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