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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Playing Outside" published June 23, 2019 - Jason: Mom, are you crazy?! There's grass.. there's hills... there's trees... there's bushes... ooo, there's a zombie rabbit... Got 'im. Anyway, if this isn't "playing outside," then I don't know what is! Andy: I think that's the problem.

Playing Outside

June 23, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Dinner Disconnections" published March 24, 2019 - Computer: Lordtimmy13 has been disconnected. Psylencer_007 has been disconnected. Radninja66666666 has been disconnected. Mmaaddmmaann2 has been disconnected. Andy: Jason, I said turn that stupid game off and get down here! Jason: I'm almost done, mom, I promise! Computer: 1superprojustin1 has been disconnected. No. 1 Victory Royale! You are the last player left! Jason: Woohoo! Winning at Fortnite is a lot easier at dinnertime for some reason. Andy: Next time, I'm yanking the plug.

Dinner Disconnections

March 24, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Dungeon Crawler" published November 11, 2018 - Jason says: I think I may actually be teamed up with the worst Warquest players in the history of the game. Jason says: The healer isn't healing... The tank keeps getting lost and dying... And my Shaman is doing the most damage of anyone. My SHAMAN! We could literally be stuck on this first boss fight for the entire rest of the day. Peter says: Why don't you just quit? Jason says: Are you kidding? This is great! Andy says: Jason, don't forget I asked you to clean up your room today! Peter says: Ah. Jason says: You said I could finish this Dungeon first, mom!

Dungeon Crawler

November 11, 2018

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "How Much?" published April 22, 2018 - Paige says: I need to use the computer. I have homework to do. Jason says: How much? Paige says: A lot. I have to write a paper for English and a lab report for Biology. Jason says: How much? Paige says: Three pages each. Jason says: How much? Paige says: I just told you. Three pages each. Six total. Jason says: How much? Paige says: Two dollars? Jason says: And the computer is yours!

How Much?

April 22, 2018

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "HBO No" published July 16, 2017 - Jason says: Is it okay if I watch "Game of Thrones" tonight? Andy says: We've had this discussion before, Jason. Andy says: "Game of Thrones" is not a show for kids! It's full of graphic violence and cruelty and adult content that your 10-year-old eyes simply aren't ready for! Jason says: My eyes are totally ready! Let me tell you some of the things I've seen on the Internet, just since breakfast... I probably could have argued that beter. Andy says: You can have this back when you're 50.

HBO No

July 16, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "$password" published March 6, 2016 - Roger: My internet's not working. Jason: Oops. Yeah, I changed the wifi passowrd today when I was reconfiguring the router. Roger: What's the new password? Jason: It's kinda long. Are you ready? Roger: Ok, give it to me. Jason: iaGrEe2pAYjaSoN$f0rEVerYmInu7eImoNlinE. Roger: Looks like it's working now! Thanks! Jason: Don't mention it. Roger: So what were you reconfiguring? Jason: Oh, just some stuff having to do with user logs and timers. Nothing important.

$password

March 6, 2016

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