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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Dominova" published April 12, 2020 - Andy: Is there ANYTHING you two can't turn into a game? Jason: I sure hope not.

Dominova

April 12, 2020

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Productivity Boost" published March 15, 2020 - Andy: Aren't you supposed to be working on your history paper? Peter: I'm taking a break. Every time I write a certain number of words, I reward myself with a 10-minute snack break. I find it really boosts my productivity. Welp, break time's over... back to work! Anyway, as I was saying... Andy: What are you doing?! Taking a break after each word?! Peter: Trust me, it's still a productivity boost.

Productivity Boost

March 15, 2020

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Idiot Proof" published January 19, 2020 - Employee: Can I help you? Andy: I'm in need of a good phone case. Employee: We have a number of option. Are you looking for something more stylish, or more protective? Andy: Protective. Employee: Waterproof? Scratch proof? Impact resistant? Andy: Impact resistant. Employee: This one offers protection for up to 10-foot drops onto concrete. Andy: Ahwat about being thrown across a room and then stomped on repeatedly? ...In the event I accidentally read a particular high school friend's political posts on Facebook. Employee: I'm not sure we have anything that can help with that. Andy: Also, I need a new phone.

Idiot Proof

January 19, 2020

Thanksgiving Comics - FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Giving Thanks" published November 24, 2019 - Andy: Doing homework? Jason: Yeah. For Thanksgiving my teacher wants us to list ten things we're thankful for. I came up with nine, but I'm stuck on the last one. Andy: Oh, speaking of Thanksgiving, I have some bad news. Holistic Foods was all out of pickled alfalfa sprouts. I'm not going to be able to make my famous turkey stuffing this year. So, back to your homework... You need to think up one more thing you're thankful for? Jason: Nope. All done.

Giving Thanks

November 24, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Dog Day of Summer" published June 30, 2019 - Jason: Can you take me grocery shopping sometime this week? Andy: What for? Jason: I need to get hot dogs and buns for the Fourth of July hot dog eating contest I'm organizing. Unlike the one at Coney Island, mine won't have a time limit. It'll be eat all the hot dogs you can until you collapse. Last eater standing, sitting or breathing wins! Andy: Jason, this sounds like a really, really bad idea. Jason: Dad and Peter think it's a great idea. Andy: Yes, that's exactly why. Jason: Also, do we have a larger pot? Dad says we'll need a larger pot.

Pack to School

August 18, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Green Thumb" published July 21, 2019 - So can I count on you to water my vegetable garden while I'm away next week? Jason: You haven't told me how much you'll pay. Andy: Um, I was thinking you'd do it for free. Jason: Mother, mother, mother... You're growing kale. You're growing squash. You're growing eggplant. Andy: So? Jason: Let's just say other people have offered me money to NOT water your garden. Andy: Fine, whatever Peter and Paige are offering, I'll pay you a penny more. Jason: Who says it's just Peter and Paige? Roger: Son, we had an NDA! Andy: Roger! Jason: I never mentioned you by name, dad!

Green Thumb

July 21, 2019

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