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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "J&PB" published October 20, 2019 - Jason: Oh, great. Marcus: What? Jason: My mom didn't make my sandwich correctly. Marcus: What'd she do? Jason: I asked for peanut butter and jelly, and she made me a jelly and peanut butter. Marcus: I hate when that happens. Schoolmate: Anyone sitting here? Jason: Now I have to eat it upside-down. Marcus: My mom made me a TBL once. What a nightmare.

J&PB

October 20, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "The Turkey Club" published October 13, 2019 - Roger: I'll have a turkey club and a soda. Cashier: First and last name? Roger: Roger Fox. Cashier: Hmm. I don't see you on the list. Have you ordered this sandwich before? Roger: Um, no. Cashier: Who suggested you try it? Do you have any references? And how old is that sweater? Twenty years? Roger: Huh? Cashier: Tell you what, go stand over there with those other people and maybe I'll think about calling your name at some point. Roger: I just want a turkey club! Cashier: It's a very exclusive club. Roger: I will get one eventually, right? Cashier: Next!

The Turkey Club

October 13, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Yoctoback" published October 6, 2019 - Peter: With so many guys injured, do you think maybe I should suit up for next week's game? Football Coach: Fox, let me put it this way... If you were a fullback, I'd consider it. If you were a halfback, I'd consider it. If you were a quarterback, I'd consider it. Unfortunately... Peter: I get it, I get it. I'm more like an eighthback. Coach: Not quite. Peter: A sixteenthback? A thirtysecondthback? A sixtyfourthback? Coach: Keep going. Andy: Learn anything interesting at school today? Peter: Well, I learned our football coach knows scientific notation...

Yoctoback

October 6, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Loopy Physics" published September 29, 2019 - Peter: I don't think this will work. Your calculations assume no friction. Jason: Peter, please. we're not stupid. Andy: Kids, why is there a hot wheels car soaking in a bowl of olive oil?

Loopy Physics

September 29, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Capital Punishment" published September 22, 2019 - Jason: As you enter the dungeon, you see before you an elderly woman. She says that in order to pass, you must answer her questions correctly. Are you ready? Marcus: Yes. Jason: "What is the capital of Michigan?" Marcus: Lansing. Jason: "What is the capital of Nevada?" Marcus: Carson City. Jason: "What is the capital of Pennsylvania?" Marcus: Philadelphia? Jason: WRONG! She shapeshifts into a demon, plunges a fist into your chest and rips out your heart! Marcus: Ouch. Teacher: About the way you two study for tests... Jason: It helps us get extra-motivated. Marcus: You see before you an elderly woman...

Capital Punishment

September 22, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Coverup" published September 15, 2019 - Peter: Pimple on your chin? Paige: Is it that obvious??

Coverup

September 15, 2019

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