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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Kraken Up" published April 5, 2020 - Jason: We're rehearsing for life after climate change. Marcus: Should I release the Kraken?

Kraken Up

April 5, 2020

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Glitched" published March 29, 2020 - Paige: I think my phone is glitched. Employee: How do? Paige: It doesn't show incoming messages... or incoming voice calls... or incoming emails... ...from any of the boys I flirt with at school. Paige: I spilled soda on it once. Could that be the issue? Employee: I'm gonna go out on a limb here...

Glitched

March 29, 2020

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Pitch Count" published March 22, 2020 - Marcus: Two... Plus... Two... Minus... One... Point... Three... Jason: If teams want to steal our signs, they're welcome to try. Marcus: Can I just use a slash for "divided by"?

Pitch Count

March 22, 2020

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Productivity Boost" published March 15, 2020 - Andy: Aren't you supposed to be working on your history paper? Peter: I'm taking a break. Every time I write a certain number of words, I reward myself with a 10-minute snack break. I find it really boosts my productivity. Welp, break time's over... back to work! Anyway, as I was saying... Andy: What are you doing?! Taking a break after each word?! Peter: Trust me, it's still a productivity boost.

Productivity Boost

March 15, 2020

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Witchering" published March 8, 2020 - Paige: What's with the wig? Jason: I've decided to become a Witcher. Mom won't let me read the books, play the games, or watch the TV series until I'm older, which tells me that witchers must be really, really cool. From what I can piece together, it should be too hard. I just need to get good at vanquishing hideous monsters. En garde! Maybe I should wait until I'm a LITTLE older. Peter: What's with the wig and broken glasses?

Witchering

March 8, 2020

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Cell Phony" published March 1, 2020 - Microorganisms observed in various water samples: Pond Water, Puddle Water, Distilled Water, Our Cafeteria's Water. Teacher: I feel like you made this last one up. Paige: Says the loyal school employee.

Cell Phony

March 1, 2020

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