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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Remote Chance" published July 16, 2017 - Andy says: This isn't what I meant by "play outside." Jason says: Well, you should've made that clearer.

Remote Chance

July 9, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Patriotic Appetite" published July 2, 2017 - Jason says: Peter want to know if you can make 1776 burgers for our Fourth of July cookout. Roger says: What's a 1776 burger? Is it like some Martha Stewarty thing with red, white and blue condiments? Or with the cheese cut into the shape of a notable founding father? Or with John Hancock's signature seared into the meat? I'm a little surprised. I wouldn't have pegged your brother as a fancy food sort of person. Jason says: You misunderstand. He wants 1776 individual hamburgers. Roger says: Ah, ok. That's the Peter I know.

Patriotic Appetite

July 2, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "End Game" published June 25, 2017 - Paige says: Can you drive me to the movies? I'm meeting Nicole. Peter says: Can't. I'm in the middle of a match. Paige says: Please. Peter says: Ask mom. Paige says: She's not home. Peter says: Then walk. Paige says: It's supposed to rain. Peter says: So bring an umbrella. Paige says: It's too far. Peter says: Then wait until I'm done. Paige says: How long will that be? Peter says: I dunno. 45 minutes. Paige says: I know what you and your girlfriend were really doing last Friday... Peter says: If you'd just lead with the extortion, you'd save us both a lot of time. Paige says: Good to know. Also, I need money for popcorn.

End Game

June 25, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Gutsy" published June 18, 2017 - Roger says: Why do you have a pillow under your shirt? Jason says: It's my father's day gift to you! As you can see, I now have the biggest beer belly in the family! Now you can drink beer and eat junk food all day and if mom rolls her eyes, you can point at me and says, "Hey, worry about HIM! His gut is slightly bigger!" Roger says: Thanks, son. I think. Jason says: Also, it's four pillows. Not one.

Gutsy

June 18, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Cool App" published June 11, 2017 - Paige says: Ok, which one of you jokers set my weather app's location to "Antarctica"?

Cool App

June 11, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "A What?" published June 4, 2017 - Jason says: Please, can I go?? Please can I go?? Please can I go?? Andy says: Knock it off. You sound like a broken record. Jason says: A what? Andy says: A broken record. Jason says: I don't know what that is. Andy says: Like a tape with its ends spliced together. Jason says: A what? Andy says: Like a CD track on repeat. Jason says: A what? Andy says: You know what, never mind. Jason says: Oh, wait... Do you mean like a wav file with the decoder's loop flag set to true? Andy says: A what?

A What?

June 4, 2017

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