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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - ""Trekno Babble"" published July 20, 2014 - Jason: Spock! Where are you?! Paige: Jason, what are you doing? Jason: I got separated from my science officer and he isn't answering his communicator/ I'm starting to get worried. Shhh! Listen! Do you hear that?! Chirp! Chirp! Chirp! Chirp! Chirp! Chirp! Chirp! Chirp! Chirp! Chirp! Jason: That's phaser fire! Paige: Those are crickets, you idiot! Jason: The crickets on this planet have phasers?!? To heck with Spock! Scotty, beam me up! NOW! Click! Andy: Paige, don't lock the door! Your brother is still playing outside!

Trekno Babble

July 20, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Server Issues" published July 13, 2014 - Steve: Is something wrong? Peter: Um, yeah. This isn't the pizza I ordered. I asked for one that was 499/1000ths pepperoni and 501/1000ths mushroom. This pizza you brought us is exactly half and half! That's a whopping 0.1 percent error! Listen, I hate to make extra work for you, but if I were to slice off this excess bit of pepperoni, would it be possible to swap it for a sliver of mushroom? Warmed, of course. Steve: Seriously, Peter?!? Do you know how busy I am right now? Peter: The customer's always right...yes? Jason: He's totally going to spit on your mushroom sliver. Peter: Steve? No way! We're buddies!

Server Issues

July 13, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Wicked Bad" published July 6, 2014 - Jason: Well, well, well, if it isn't a fresh batch of the wretched and vile! Deceiving innocent children...pretending to be something good and decent...tsk tsk! Those are big no-nos! Let's see how much you enjoy pain and suffering when it's YOURS, for a change. What's that? You want forgiveness? A second chance? Oh dear, you must have me confused with someone else! Roger: Son, I don't like your mothers veggie burgers either, but they're what's for dinner, and I need to get them off the grill. Jason: No! They must burn for all eternity!

Wicked Bad

July 6, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Skywrithing" published June 29, 2014 - Jason: The rocketry gods seem crueler than usual today. Marcus: At least it crashed in a soft bush, oh, wait - this is poison ivy.

Skywrithing

June 29, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Slippyball" published June 22, 2014 - Steve: You might want to use a little less suntan oil, maverick. Peter: "Top Gun" made this look so easy.

Slippyball

June 22, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Reply All" published June 15, 2014 - Roger: Aww...it's a Happy Father's Day text from Peter! Aww...it's a Happy Father's Day Facebook message from Paige. Aww...it's a Happy Father's Day e-mail from Jason! Is there a way to reply to all three of them at once? Andy: You're kidding, right?

Reply All

June 15, 2014

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