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FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Helping Out" published March 25, 2012 - Andy: You've been a blob all day. How about helping our around the house a little? Jason: Ok, I'll make sure your flower garden gets watered. The front and back lawns as well. That enough? Andy: Maybe on some other day... Jason: Does our driveway need rinsing? I can be responsible for that, too.

Helping Out

March 25, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "What a Card" published March 18, 2012 - Jason: Wouldn't it be easier to just make one card that says "benchwarmer"? Peter: This gives future collectors more options.

What a Card

March 18, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Beyond Mars" published March 11, 2012 - John: Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!!! S-s-s-so...C-c-c-cold...Princess, what have they done to your hair? man: Hey, I was here first! John: I was first! I was first! Jason: You know, just in case Disney wants sequel ideas after the mars books. Peter: "Pizza Planet"? Ok, that one has a chance...

Beyond Mars

March 11, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "The jPad 3" published March 4, 2012 - Jason: I need a new marketing department. Andy: Oh? Jason: I unveiled the new jPad 3 and there's no buzz whatsoever! If you go to the tech blogs, it's all iPad, iPad, iPad! Look at these features: it's made from 100 percent recycled cardboard, so it's environmentally friendly...it has a zero-inch screen, which gives it a theoretical pixel density of infinity... and if you have a pencil with an eraser, you can play unlimited free games of tic-tac-toe and hangman on it! I even have it priced at a crazy low $49! Andy: That still seems pretty high. Jason: I'll have you know in a head-to-head matchup, the jPad would literally smash the iPad. Andy: You misused the word "literally". Jason: Did I? Andy: Why is there a rock taped to the back?

The jPad 3

March 4, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Hair Paste" published February 26, 2012 - Roger: Aaaa! I thought you were asleep! Andy: So THIS is what you do on the computer late at night...

Hair Paste

February 26, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Scrabble Babble" published February 19, 2012 - Roger: Look what I found under the sofa. Andy: Is that a Scrabble tile? Roger: It's not just a Scrabble tile, it's the letter "R"! It's the tile I desperately needed the last time we played! If I had an "R" I could have made "quartz" on a triple word square! Having less than a full set of "R"s available totally messed me up! I would have gotten 72 points for that word! That might have turned the tide! I might have actually won the game! I could have sung my Scrabble victory song! Andy: I didn't know you had a victory song. Roger: Hmm...how'd the lyrics go? Andy: That wasn't a request. Roger: ...Oh, yes, "Ha ha ha! Ha ha haaa!" Andy: I'm thinking it's time to permanently hide ALL the tiles under the couch...

Scrabble Babble

February 19, 2012

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