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Lengthy Discussion

February 22, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Pop(sicle) Art" published February 15, 2015 - Peter: Sorry. It still doesn't feel like a hot summer day. Jason: We're not finished.

Pop(sicle) Art

February 15, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Calling All Florists" published February 8, 2015 - Jason: Hi, I was interested in ordering a Valentine's bouquet for my sister. How expensive would an arrangement featuring an Amorphophallus Titanum be? You don't? Are you sure? It might be labeled "Titan Arum" or even just "Corpse Flower." No? Could you at least check in the back? It'd smell like rotting flesh. Yes, flesh. Phooey. Ok, fine, what about Symplocarpus Foetidus? It'd have more of a skunk odor. That's the third florist that's called me a weirdo and hung up. Marcus: Dude, buying Valentine's flowers for your sister IS pretty weird.

Calling All Florists

February 8, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Super Ready" published February 1, 2015 - Roger: You boys ready for the Super Bowl? Jason: You could say we're "super ready." Marcus: We found a website with instructions on how to be total football fanatics. Jason: We've got our scarves... Marcus: Some good off-color songs to sing... Jason: A couple of pints... Marcus: A ball to kick around with our mates... Roger: Was this website based in the U.K. by any chance? Jason: Maybe. Why? Marcus: Queen's beans! How is the score 7-0 already?!

Super Ready

February 1, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Petey the Procrastinator" published January 25, 2015 - Paige: Peter, you had Miss Flood for geometry class, right? Peter: Yeah, why? Paige: She gave us this handout to help us prep for tomorrow's test. The first thing that's strange is there's only one problem on it. Peter: "Petey the procrastinator puts off studying and gets a zero on the first test of the spring semester." "If the test is worth 10 percent of Petey's semester grade, what must Petey's average grade for everything else be if he wants to eke out a 'B' in the class (83 percent)?" Paige: The second thing is what does this have to do with geometry? It's algebra! I think she's losing her mind! Did she do things like this when you had her? Peter: Actually, this DOES seem oddly familiar somehow...

Petey the Procrastinator

January 25, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Dig Dugged" published January 18, 2015 - Marcus: Maybe we should do this on a day with more snow. Jason: I could switch to a garden shovel...

Dig Dugged

January 18, 2015

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